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    • Titus
      • Apr 29
      • 1 min read

    Musk Introduces Writerless Tweets


    In future, subscribers to Twitter will no longer have to compose their own posts. Simply log on, and the medium will automatically write and post your tweet for you.


    But what if the tweet is not what I think?


    Don't worry, AutoTwitter will tell you what to think.


    I'm not sure I like the idea of that.


    Look, AutoTwitter will tell you whether you like it or not, OK?


    No! I don't.


    *Posted*:

    YES..I..THINK..THIS..IS..A..REALLY..GOOD..IDEA..!

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    • apepper
      • Apr 29
      • 1 min read

    Musk bans anyone who disagrees with his free speech policy from Twitter


    Elon Musk has announced that he has started to take control at Twitter by banning any user who disagrees with his free speech policy.


    'I'm all about free speech and anyone who disagrees with that, can literally shut up and go away,' said a bullish Mr Musk.


    Mr Musk has also announced that he is working on a book entitled 'The speech you are free to have'.

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    • Guest Author
      • Apr 28
      • 1 min read

    Elon Musk buys #EveFartlow for $44bn


    Seth Rogan, who has a 50% stake in the tweet, will split the proceeds with the 3 year old who originally came up with the pun. Mr. Musk has said he will also make a similar bid for the Rooney/Vardy spat and $0.37 for Ed Balls Day.


    His accountant explained: 'Elon is purchasing iconic Twitter moments, which is pretty much anything involving Kim Kardashian and clickbait of cheerleaders. $44bn is a bargain if it means Elon can take Covfefe home with him'.


    Image from Pixabay by s7akti

    https://pixabay.com/vectors/elon-musk-entrepreneur-spacex-7034287/


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