Exchange rate of Elon Musks plummets $42 Billion

Elon Musks are the world's worst investment.

During the last three minutes, Elon Musks have dived by an amount of money you can't imagine. Investors who style themselves to look like Elon Musks so as to attract crypto gold diggers have been scrambling to change their appearance to something a bit more Zuckerbergy. From eugh to ew.

Musk Holdings admitted that the run on Elon Musks was embarrassing, uncomfortably moist, and that they were desperately reforming a faux bailout package. The hastily thought up on the spot plan is to flood the market with 0% Musk credit, a scheme whereby no one pays any interest at all to Elon Musk.

photo: https://pixabay.com/users/gam-ol-2829280/

Elon Musk considering Walmart dismissal process

.

Jacob Rees-Mogg to be deleted as a parody human

Elon Musk has served 30 days notice on Jacob Rees-Mogg’s existence.

“The Terms & Conditions are plain to see, and by continuing to use the Twitter platform Mr Rees-Mogg is deemed to have accepted them”, an American-sounding lawyer told us.

“Parody accounts have to declare that they are parodies. Mr Rees-Mogg has failed to declare his parody status by the deadline and will be terminated”.

It’s a legal grey area. If JRM can evidence his humanity he would be spared termination. As we say, a grey area.

Image: Pixabay/geralt