- Lockjaw
- Nov 12
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“Stop saying that, why would you even think that? Being too scared that our glorious leader will leave us so we have to promise him $1,000,000,000,000 is perfectly normal and not weird at all. He is the only one who can rescue us and our money, he will save us and protect us from the woke mind virus and an insanely overpriced company collapsing if he leaves. This is all perfectly un-weird, he will take us to Mars, no comets involved as of yet, but I am willing to die on that comet if there is one. Does this sound like a cult to you? No, you’re weird.”
The disciple paused to check the Tesla share price and then continued.
“Promising ten million dollars an hour to keep him is not weird. That is an ok thing to do and totally rational. I did my own research, and all my fellow mission-driven associates say it is not weird at all. He has targets, we’re not crazy. One of them is for Tesla to produce 1 million robots a year by 2030. Nothing can go wrong with that. Our Supreme God King said that Asimov is a nerd, and his laws of robotics are lame and Lord Elon's own laws about allowing robots to injure humans whilst making a fart noise are well sick.”
He muttered something about “so called experts”, did a quick double “Roman salute" and left, staring at his share tracker.
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