Thousands of fat, middle-aged, white racists are devastated that following the conclusion of England's World Cup campaign, their England flags will either have to come down, or they'll have to admit they're racists.
The 'I'm not racist but brigade' were secretly hoping that England's Team of three white blokes and some immigrants might at least last until the final, so they could have another couple of days of secret racism without their neighbours finding out..
Gary Johnson of Tipton told our reporter, 'I like it when Harry Kane scores, but I am less enthused when Jude Bellingham scores and even less so when it's Bukayo Saka. The manager's a German, but we beat the French, so that comes out even. I'm keeping the flags up until the by-election. I'm not a racist, though. I've even got brown friends.'
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