- eppursimuove
- Jul 19, 2025
Hollywood today greenlit a new film entitled Epstein’s List.
The film tells the story of a great humanitarian (surely disgusting paedophile?) whose list of names determines whose career will survive and whose will perish.
Insiders talk of a highly moving scene where the names are read out, leading to frenzied claims of “It’s some other guy with the same name”, “I didn’t even know he had an island” and “In all that makeup, she looked at least 16”, followed by a flurry of super-injunctions.
One particularly harrowing scene takes place in a shower, with the young actress concerned saying she may never get over seeing Harvey Weinstein naked.
There are suggestions that Donald Trump also features in the film, and that unlike his cameo in Home Alone 2, this is one film he genuinely didn’t want to be in.
It’s thought that if the film’s a success, the studio may consider a sequel to The Shawshank Redemption telling the story of Ghislaine Maxwell as an innocent woman trapped by circumstantial evidence, if they can find a way to write it that anyone would believe.
One possible alternative would be a film about Epstein’s suicide in prison, starting with the FBI planning when and how it should happen.
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