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‘Epstein had no clients’ and ‘Kennedy committed suicide’, say FBI

The FBI has published its long-awaited report into paedophile Jeffrey Epstein, concluding that he didn’t have a client list and that Prince Andrew’s £12 million donation to Virginia Giuffre was ‘an act of selfless generosity’ on a par with that time Jeffrey Archer gave a prostitute £2,000 because he thought she looked like she could use a holiday.


The FBI has also discovered that JFK blew his own brain out as his motorcade drove round Dallas, Donald Trump ‘definitely’ isn’t a Russian asset and Father Christmas is real.



Epstein List and British Honours List to merge

The Soviets described it as Kompromat, but most just call it Prince Andrew. This is the use of sexual blackmail to control the rich and powerful or to get Peter Mandelson his own Netflix special. It is now such a sign of prestige to be caught between two Ukranian rent boys, that anyone not on the Epstein List is just not trying hard enough.


Some politicians need to be tricked into a honey trap, whereas someone like Bill Clinton has his own CIA sponsored OnlyFans site. Cynics refer to the UK'S OBE as the Order of Bibi & Epstein. Suggesting that the Venn Diagram of politicians with a sex tape and who are supporting genocide is now a perfect circle.


Epstein's list matches Hansard and is longer than the phone book. Said one S7 leader: 'No one knows how many are compromised, but I can guarantee we all f$$k like Gods!'


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