top of page

The Conservative Party has defended appointing a former neo-Nazi as an anti-extremism adviser, saying it was delighted to have finally recruited someone with relevant experience. “We advertised for somebody with an extensive background in extremism and his CV really stood out,” said a Conservative spokesman. “He has experience of radicalisation from the ground up and understands the sector in a way that somebody who hasn’t actually been imprisoned for antisemitic harassment simply couldn’t.”


Kemi Badenoch defended the appointment, arguing that the Conservatives believe in rehabilitation and second chances.


Party officials are now understood to be reviewing other appointments, including recruiting an arsonist as fire-safety adviser, a burglar to chair the Home Security Commission and several former Conservative ministers to investigate political incompetence.


A spokesman stressed that the anti-extremism position is unpaid.


“We’re not completely mad.”




Why not join our WhatsApp channel, NewsBiscuit Daily Posts? You can access the latest output from NewsBiscuit and share posts easily with friends, family and colleagues using WhatsApp. Get some biscuits in your pocket (sorry about the crumbs, though) by clicking here.

Police investigating anti-immigration disorder in Thetford say they have become increasingly concerned that many of the protesters appear to have been replaced by exactly the same woman.


Witnesses described hundreds of immaculately presented local residents emerging from identical new-build houses at precisely 10am, each carrying a Union Jack and saying: “I’m not racist, but…”


“Every time somebody mentioned immigration they all simultaneously shook their heads and said, ‘You’re not allowed to say anything these days.’ It was quite unsettling,” said police.


“I asked one woman what specifically she was protesting about,” said a reporter. “She stared straight ahead for several seconds before saying, ‘Uncontrolled immigration,’ then appeared to reboot.”


Police say calm has now returned to Thetford, although shortly before midnight every Alexa device in the town was heard simultaneously announcing: “Great replacement complete.”




Why not join our WhatsApp channel, NewsBiscuit Daily Posts? You can access the latest output from NewsBiscuit and share posts easily with friends, family and colleagues using WhatsApp. Get some biscuits in your pocket (sorry about the crumbs, though) by clicking here.

bottom of page