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Farage may start ‘Enemies of the Earth’ campaign group

Revelations by Friends of the Earth that 85% of Reform UK income will disappear when the proposed cap on political donations comes into force is causing concern in fascist circles. They fear that the cap would set back plans for the next Holocaust by years and say that 'something needs to be done' about campaign groups spreading vile nonsense, however true, even if it’s difficult to disprove their claims without distraction tactics and organising riots.


The (current) leader of Reform UK agrees with this concept and has promised to encourage obscure billionaire criminals/donors to funnel some of their loose change into funding a campaign group in direct competition to Friends of the Earth, preferably before the police close in on him and feel his collar.



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Lego’s new Asylum Hotel set is their most expensive yet.

Lego has introduced its most expensive set this week, announcing the release of the Lego Ultimate Collection Series Asylum Hotel. Priced at £2bn it is Lego’s first-ever item to cost ten figures.


The 9,000-plus piece set means there is no shortage of bricks for their Lego rioters to lob at the Lego Police..


The new set is a vertical diorama set, has more than 15 rooms that depict many iconic scenes from the on going issues, “No Hope,” and “Return of the Immigrants,” according to the Reform Party’s website.


The set also contains 38 mini figures, including Nigel Farage, Lee Anderson and Dame Andrea Jenkyns in a sparkly blue jumpsuit, the company said on its website.


Lego’s previous set that was its most expensive was the part built HS2 railway, a 7,541-piece set which broke all records, costing several million pounds eight years ago.


Roughly 15 per cent of Lego’s sets are marketed for responsible adults, which rules out most of the Reform Party.


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Lucy's Law to be extended to cover convicted racists

The law brought in to prevent puppies and kittens from being sold by pet shops is to be extended to include convicted racists. 'Puppies and kittens deserve a decent start in life and convicted racists who have pled guilty, been jailed and released on licence should be allowed to have a decent life in the limelight.  Just like a puppy that had no choice about who raised and sold it, racists who incite racial violence, admit their guilt and are jailed under sentencing guidelines should be allowed to sue the police for doing their job and getting a presenter slot on GB News alongside Nigel Farage,' said a spokesman for an organisation supporting Reform, presumably prison reform, today.


Under current legislation a person who submits a plea of guilty to an offence isn't entitled to a jury trial unless they are, or even the chance of their offence being dismissed due to a legal technicality known as admitted guilt.  'We want Lucy's Law to be extended to include humans who commit crimes, then make a guilty plea to be excluded from admitted guilt, like puppies are excluded from pet shops,' said the spokesman.


Lucy Connelly's lawyer broadly applauded the initiative but refused to pick up the turds left in her wake.  'Those Reform supporters can get their own lawyers,' he said, 'I've got enough shit on my hands with this one.'



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