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'Great! Xmas' TV channel just stuffing the word Christmas into regular film titles

Writer: Steveb
Steveb
2 days ago

Towering Christmas Inferno

The Man Who Went Up a Hill and Came Down a Christmas Mountain

Eat, Pray, Love, Christmas

I Know What You DId Last Christmas Summer

Christmas It

We Need to Talk About Kevin Behind the Christmas Tree

We Need To Talk About Kevin could be sold as yet another Home Alone sequel

The Christmas Belles Of St Trinians

Saving Private Ryan's Christmas

Charade s

Layer Christmas Cake

The Christmas Party

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly Christmas

Ferris Bueller's Christmas Day Off

Schindler's Christmas List

Psycho Christmas

The Texas Chainsaw Christmas Massacre

2001 A Christmas Space Odyssey

To Kill a Christmas Mockingbird

A Christmas Clockwork Orange

Guess Who's Coming for Christmas Dinner

The Wild Christmas Bunch

The Sound of Christmas Music

A Hard Christmas Day's Night

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest and Landed in the Christmas Tree

Dude, Where's My Christmas Car(d)?


Inspired by SteveB, additional titles by Doctor Chutney, Lockjaw 54 and Despar,





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First published 4 Nov 2021

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Batman is to be new James Bond

Writer: rogt
rogt
Oct 26

In a move that has set the world of superheroes reeling, Barbra Broccoli, long-time Bond producer and custodian of the James Bond brand, has announced that Batman is to be the new James Bond, taking over from Daniel Craig.


The announcement was made after an intense weekend of auditions at a secret location in southeast London which led to headlines like Broccoli to Brockley.


The caped crusader beat off competition from the likes of Callum Turner, Jack Lowden and Josh O'Connor, leaving those who had wanted the first black Bond bitterly disappointed.


On hearing he was successful Batman said: 'I've been an admirer of James' work for many years, particularly the strides he has made in tackling those who would threaten to blow up Earth itself. It is an honour to take up the mantle.'


Others are not so happy. Spiderman, Superman and the Hulk issued a joint statement saying: 'We deplore one of our number going to the other side like this, chasing the Amazon dollar [Amazon now has creative control of the Bond franchise]. We are also very sorry to report that Batman's faithful partner Robin has gone straight into therapy.'


Meanwhile, how Batman will use Bond's most famous phrase remains a closely guarded secret. Perhaps simply: 'The name's 'man. Batman.'


Image: WixAI

NewsBiscuit Film Club: October

Writer: deskpilot
deskpilot
Oct 7

Welcome to our new film club!


We’ve compiled the October programme from your suggestions. We are sure you will enjoy these classic movies. We don't have popcorn, but we do have an excellent selection of biscuits.


This month the film club is showing:


Ocean's Elevenses


Broke Biscuit Mountain


Bite Hard


Shirley Florentine


Honey, I Dunked the Kids!


Educating Ryvita


A Fistful of Crumbs


Dime Bars Are Forever


The Three Biscuitiers


Get Shortbread!



Thanks to daveha, deskpilot, granger, katipo, lockjaw, and sirlupus for their suggestions


If you have a favourite film that you’d like us to include next month, then please drop us a line via the Writers Room.



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