Claiming the £5,000,000 grift, sorry gift, was for personal security, The Supreme Leader of Reform spaffed the whole lot on state-of-the-art anti-milkshake technology:
• Low orbit dairy drink detection satellites
• A small portable Surface to Milkshake missile system
• Paper Straw proof vest
• Milk stabilisation robots, to slowly stir any milk rather than violently agitate it
• Lessons in not being a racist bell-end – (unfortunately he did not any)