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An old, white-haired fella down the pub called Bert Onepint claims he knows who invented rolling cubes.


'God invented dice but wouldn't use them. Which is ironic because there is only a one in six chance of it being true.' said Bert, making a miscalculation.


Following in-depth research taking 17 man-seconds of work, it was discovered that the patent for dice was filed at a Swiss patent office in 1909. But the subsequent heir to the dice family fortune, Lady Die, can only collect the vast inheritance if she throws three consecutive doubles.


author: SteveB

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Religious groups around the world have been hit as God has announced that from September, prayers would only be answered via 5G.


Even the Vatican has echoed the complaints; "5G service is quite patchy around here", said a disgruntled Pope, "I was close to negotiating world peace, an end to hunger and Donald Trump being sent prison when I realised there was no signal and only one request got received. So, fingers crossed.


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