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A much-loved and popular store near you is closing soon.  Loyal shoppers are devastated and say that the closure will have life changing consequences.


The closure is thought to be because the company is in trouble, or because the lease has ended, or because people don’t buy that sort of stuff any more, or because they are relocating to larger or smaller premises, or because of shoplifting, or because there was a cannabis farm in the roof.  The store is expected to cease trading later this year, or possibly next year.


We contacted staff members who were gutted by the closure plans. Jezza, who has worked at the store for a number of weeks, says that of all the minimum wage jobs he’s had, this is definitely one of them. He asked us not to mention the company products stuffed up his jumper, and said that he’d been asked to take them home for testing.


We contacted the company for comment, but their company policy is not to comment.   They did, however, comment that they have lots of branches and that there will still be a number of stores nearby.   They also said that store closures do happen fairly frequently, and the local media’s obsession with running stories about them was driving everyone at the company slightly nuts.


Colin, a shopper who has lived locally for 70 years, says that he is a big fan of the company’s products and that he finds them very useful.  He used to shop at the store every day, up until the restraining order. He says that the journey to the next nearest store is not difficult, although he can’t shop there either, for reasons that he wouldn’t disclose.


Photo by Bruce Williamson on Unsplash

A woman who was wrongly accused of shoplifting due to an apparent mix-up with a facial recognition system was left "fuming" after being kicked out of three stores.


"I felt like socking it to them when they booted me out. I told them it was a load of cobblers." she said. "I was hopping mad"


The Department for Science, Innovation and Technology said: "No one should find themselves in this situation. The store really must avoid putting their foot in it like this. They need to tread carefully when using this powerful technology. If they don't they need a good boot up them. Imagine if the boot was on the other foot."


They said: "While commercial facial recognition technology is legal in the UK, its use must comply with strict data protection laws. Organisations must process biometric data fairly, lawfully and transparently, ensuring usage is necessary, proportionate and on a sound footing.  And if they don't, well, rest assured, someone should definitely take steps to fix it."


image from pixabay


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