Prime-minister, Rishi Sunak, is believed to be the prime-suspect in the brutal killing of satire.
'I'll miss satire", said a tear faced geek who spends far too long indoors. 'Obviously, I knew things were a bit dicey when Trump became president. But I never thought Rishi Sunak, of all people, would stoop this low - but obviously, he hasn't got so far to go.'
At the last statement, one of the 40 new hospitals released a statement that the body of satire had twitched.
With bodies lying everywhere and staff frantically running around, putting out fires, many would have assumed this was a normal Friday. Yet an exploding gas main has left whole sections of the hospital without electricity - so more like a Monday really.
Observed one doctor: 'It's carnage, and that's just morale. Admittedly the devastation has shortened waiting times, but only by killing half the patients.
'The HR department is a smouldering ruin, and we haven't been able to pay or recruit staff in weeks - so no change there then.'
