After initiating panic about small boats, fear was mongered to a maximum level by introducing the concept of Nano Boats. These microscopic water-based vehicles could be invading into orifices throughout the UK RIGHT NOW! You could have could hundreds IN YOUR EYES AT THIS VERY MOMENT!
The minuscule vessels are probably transporting illegal immigrant nanobots, the worst kind of nanobot. These would probably be then placed in minute 5-star hotels and both not have jobs and take jobs away from our brave, British tiny robots workers.
Offering no visible evidence of these invaders, the government said this is proof of their insidiously small size. They then muttered something about reducing net migration, but this was just a confused comment about reducing net sizes small enough to catch nano boats.
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