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Liz Truss has officially condemned Donald Trump to electoral oblivion after coming to the USA to support him at the RNC, the Racist National Convention. Truss, whose flights were presumably paid for as a Hail Mary by the US Democrats, will bring her special brand of pork markets, chaos and incompetence to proceedings.
A statement that Truss claimed she hadn't written herself said 'Is there any situation that wouldn't be improved by a touch of the ol' Trussmeister. Not having me around? That. Would. Be. A. Disgrace. 49 days should be enough for Trump to implement fascism in America. Longer than that is just unnecessary showboating.'
In an unrelated incident, a lettuce was shot in the ear, but announced it would still lead a poisonous right-wing word salad.
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