Donald Trump enthrals as a swaggering but gormless world leader who throws his weight around across the globe, making everything worse.
After imposing ruinous tariffs - which he is then forced to cancel - and after splurging $50bn on a war with Iran which leaves it stronger than before, our deluded hero momentarily realises what an oaf he is and considers resigning.
"Yes!" cry the movie's director, producer, camera operator, sound recordist, lighting engineer and focus puller at this point. "Just sod off and stop plaguing us with your stupid tweets!"
But then Trump's guardian angel (played by an in-form Peter Mandelson, dressed in a white dressing gown he borrowed from Jeffrey Epstein) persuades him to carry on and commit a seried of even more ridiculous blunders.
To this end, President Trump builds a vulgar ballroom on the rubble of the White House's east wing, an even more vulgar triumphal arch, and he withdraws troops from Europe - thereby undermining Nato and giving Vladimir Putin carte blanche to walk right into places like the Baltic Republics.
Category: Horror
Rating: Even grimmer than "Melania".
Image: JamesDeMers - Pixabay
