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Video game producer EA Sports makes the FIFA football game franchise and also the Battlefield series, so it makes total sense to combine these two for gamer pleasure and current geopolitical relevance. And also money.

With one the current hosts of the world cup (USA) involved in the bombing of the last hosts (Qatar), it’s pretty crazy out there. The hosts before that (Russia) are the players primary antagonist in most Battlefield games so it is clear that the two games formats were destined to be linked.


Kharg Island, a key strategic seaport for Iran’s oil, is a highly detailed game map in Battlefield 3, the new update will feature a 70,000 seat football stadium in which players can play 11 Vs 11 death matches.


Both games combine shooting, defence and boxes full of loot. Mainly used for FIFA bribes or to get children addicted to gambling. Either way a win for EA games.


The 2030 hosts, Morocco, Portugal, Spain, Uruguay, Argentina, and Paraguay are somewhat reluctant to get involved in any worldwide-based tournament to the death. The journalist we sent to question the 2034 hosts, Saudi Arabia, has not been seen for a while.




A London man who has been alcohol dependent for over 12 years is hoping to give up his harmful addiction and aims to replace it with drug-taking instead.


The 57 year old man, who has been over-reliant on cheap Russian alcohol for many years has flown to the Middle East to negotiate a way out of his self-inflicted predicament.


The man said switching his habit from cheap Russian alcohol to cheap Middle East drugs will help him break the hold his Russian suppliers have over him.


'Cheap alcohol is known to claim the lives and displace people in their tens of thousands whereas cheap Middle East drugs only kills a handful of people at a time,' said the man.


'And most of them were asking for it anyway. At least we can finally wean ourselves off cheap Russian alcohol and look forward to a life on drugs with our honest, reliable and trustworthy friends in the desert.


'I have negotiated an endless supply of cheap drugs.....another world beating trade deal that would not have possible without Brexit.'




First published 18 Mar 2022


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