It’s the scourge of our age. Innocent, naïve MPs falling prey to internet pornographers.
‘As soon as they know a person was born before 1990 the crooks are laughing’, said Jacob, 9, part of a taskforce set up to protect adults from online dangers. ‘MPs are particularly vun- vunny- . . .’
‘Vulnerable?’ I suggest.
‘Thanks. Yeah, vunnable. They’re even worse than my mum and dad, and they’re hopeless. At least most grown-ups go to work, do a bit of training, have some common sense. MPs – they live like princesses in a story. Like they just get given money for food, a nice flat in London – they don’t have to work or go to school. Sounds nice. Anyway, they need protecting. Like pandas’.
Former MP Neil Parish would have benefitted from some protection. He lost his seat after an innocent search for tractors led him to an entirely different kind of ploughing. The proposed legislation will require porn sites to verify IQ and check a database of current MPs before allowing access to the good stuff. It’s too late for Neil Parish but might save future Tory MPs having to take the wank walk of shame.
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