Which Wizard of Oz character are you?

Priti wants to be the Wicked Witch of the West. “I like her alliterative name and also her lust for revenge. If anything, they’ve made her too nice”.

Liz thinks she’d be great as Dorothy, though her friends all call her Scarecrow behind her back as she hasn’t yet located her brain.

Several of Priti and Liz’s friends identify with the Tin Man. Indeed, they venerate him for his ability to survive without a heart, like Suella does.

Boris thinks he should be the Wizard, though most of his friends have suggested the Cowardly Lion. Was there a fridge in the film?

And finally – who would play Toto, the loyal dog? If the dog had a drink problem, maybe Nadine?

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Man confused as he finds himself agreeing with Nadine Dorries

'I make a point of disagreeing with Nadine Dorries,' pointed out Jack Walmer from Bury, 'which is surprisingly easy to do. Apparently even Tory supporters do it instinctively, but only when she speaks. Or breathes. Or thinks, which is admittedly not that often.

'But when I heard she had been urging Truss to go for a general election in the week Labour are polled as being 33 points ahead I couldn't work out if this was irony or morony. Could it be she spoke without thinking? '

A spokesperson for Nadine Dorries has pointed out she 'always speaks without thinking.'

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Eeh, what am I like? says Nadine Dorries

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