The Trump Plan™ US Peace Negotiation team was just askin’, you know, what Ukraine was wearing, just to get the full context of this special military …..situation.
They also wondered if, back in 2022, was Ukraine acting a bit loose and being provocative in any way? Russia did see them flirting with NATO and Ukraine must know what Russia is like and if anything, they possibly definitely brought this upon themselves. That seemed to have made Russia understandably a little protective, and then they passionately lashed out, so they are kinda, if not totally, responsible for all this.Â
Sooooo, to start proper peace talks, they think Russia needs an apology from Ukraine, otherwise they are being unreasonable. Remember, you have people that are very fine people, on both sidesâ„¢.
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Following a deeply troubling exchange during which Liz Truss said that her daddy was bigger than Vladimir Putin's daddy, the head of Russian bear wrangling has threatened to impose severe sanctions against the West. This is in retaliation for an escalation of tongues being stuck out from behind the skirt of NATO.
'Firstly, and most importantly, there will be an immediate repatriation of Liz Truss's culturally misappropriated hat.'
'There will then follow a strict ban on all dolls being put inside other dolls.'
'No other nation will be allowed to use the colours red, white or blue in their flags.'
'And finally, there will be no more beluga caviar pies served in the executive boxes at Chelski matches.'
First published 23 Feb 2022
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