Reports suggest a Norfolk man has been arrested on his birthday, after mistaking a police detail arriving at his residence, to be an elaborate stripogram act. It's understood that on seeing officers, one of whom was female, the man said, 'Phwoar. Hot totty for the birthday boy. Wing-ding.'
There then followed a kerfuffle that wouldn't have been out of place in popular sitcom Only Fools and Horses when the man is further alleged to have roared, 'Come on luv, let's get to it. I'll come quietly,' as he tried to rip open the female officer's tunic.
He was then quickly manhandled by the other officers, bundled into the back of a squad car and driven off at speed. Norfolk police has since released a brief statement confirming there has been an incident and a sixty-six year old man is under investigation. Further details will follow.
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