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It can't be WWIII, Germany hasn't joined in

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Those complaining that the conflict in the Middle East is a world war, forget it's not a party until it's a Nazi Party. Explained the German Ambassador: 'We own the copyright on the letters WW, which is why no animals or wrestlers can work without our say so.'


Israel has been trying its best to imitate the OG, with its sinister black shirts and dodgy European accents. unfortunately they lack the authenticity that comes with a penchant for leather, logistics and methamphetamine. Germany at least tried to cover up their war crimes, they did not turn them into an OnlyFans account.


Germany is doing its best to join the conflict by rearming, but is struggling to start WWIII in Iran, when they are all ready committed to making one in Ukraine. The Ambassador said: 'Normally we need a pathological narcissist to lead us, but he's too busy running The White House.'


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Epstein List and British Honours List to merge

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The Soviets described it as Kompromat, but most just call it Prince Andrew. This is the use of sexual blackmail to control the rich and powerful or to get Peter Mandelson his own Netflix special. It is now such a sign of prestige to be caught between two Ukranian rent boys, that anyone not on the Epstein List is just not trying hard enough.


Some politicians need to be tricked into a honey trap, whereas someone like Bill Clinton has his own CIA sponsored OnlyFans site. Cynics refer to the UK'S OBE as the Order of Bibi & Epstein. Suggesting that the Venn Diagram of politicians with a sex tape and who are supporting genocide is now a perfect circle.


Epstein's list matches Hansard and is longer than the phone book. Said one S7 leader: 'No one knows how many are compromised, but I can guarantee we all f$$k like Gods!'


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Only Biscuit Fans – The new Adults Only NewsBiscuit spinoff website


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In order to create an additional revenue stream from the success of the NewsBiscuit brand, the obvious next step is an explicit biscuit based porn site to take full advantage of desperate people with disposable income who are a bit peckish. Are you enjoying a cup of tea and want a bit on the side whilst no one is looking? See if there are any buttery short cakes in your area you’d like to meet and eat.


You will custard cream your under crackers whilst ogling ginger nuts and hobnobs. Nice.


This weeks filthy guest biscuit is the Lady Finger Cookie, next week is a chocolate finger, so deal with that.


Promo Code: PARTYRING - join now before this offer is scone.


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