Starmer quits Corbyn's new party

In a carefully prepared statement, from 2015, Sir Starmer distanced himself from Sir Keir Starmer from 2015. Stating that he had no plans to join a left wing party now or in the future. Or the past for that matter.

"I have been a loyal activisit since before I was born. So, it's with a heavy heart that I must tend my resignation from a party I never joined and had no intention of joining.

In the words of Groucho Marx, I do not want to be a member of a party that would a c%t like me as a member.'

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Competition to name Corbyn’s new party

The new political party founded by Jeremy Corbyn and Agatha Raisin, sorry Zarah Sultana, remains without a name even after its official launch.

It’s thought the two may ask the public to come up with the name, possibly making it into a competition on BBC children’s programme Blue Peter. Early indications are that Party McPartface will be a popular choice, along with The People’s Front of Islington. However, the people who favour the latter are keen to distance themselves from those who prefer The Islington People’s Front, whom they describe as 'splitters'. 

Another option is Old Labour, reflecting a retreat to pre-1994 values and the age of Jeremy Corbyn (76). Many countries seem to value old leaders, and they seem to work out very well, so why not? And some have suggested the Tooting Freedom Party, a hat-tip to the famous left wing politician John Wolfie Smith. More frivolous suggestions include Nomentum, The Socialist Pensioners’ Party and assorted feeble puns such as Left Field, Left Out, and Leftovers.

Meanwhile, Reform have said it’s ridiculous to found a party and not know what to call it. ‘Obviously, you start with a catchy name, and then hope someone comes up with some policies at some point.’

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