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A group of former Premier League footballers say that they have lost tens of millions of pounds because of poor financial advice.


The footballers were advised by the Norton Briggs Group in the 1990s and 2000s.  The players lost amounts between one and forty-two million pounds each, although fortunately these losses can be offset against other profits for tax purposes.


We managed to corner Art Daly and Barry Lovejoy, who ran NBG.  They deny any wrongdoing and say that they were always on the ball. They told us: ‘At all times, NBG advised the footballers in good faith and set out the risks and opportunities both before and after any investment was agreed.  We back our advice 110% - front and centre.  We definitely expected to make a net profit.  We are surprised that our clients are now facing penalties.'


One footballer told us, ‘I wish we’d invested in bogus shares, or imaginary gold mines, or pretend vintage wines or NFTs or even the NFT, or dodgy real estate.  Any of those would have been a better story.  I don’t get any bragging rights from telling people that millions of pounds of my money was wasted on investments in top British football clubs, and that I got bugger all back.’



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Liz Truss has announced her intention to become a Premier League manager.


Following her controversial attempt to sue Sir Keir Starmer for saying she crashed the economy, the former Prime Minister, has decided to move from politics to the world of football.


Truss is said to be targeting the vacant job at Everton, following the sacking of manager Sean Dyche.


But wherever she ends up, her main aim is to increase the number of home-grown players.


“We import two-thirds of our footballers. That is a disgrace,” said Truss, speaking at the launch of her campaign.


Typically confusingly, she added: “This month I’ll be in Beijing, opening up new striker markets.”


And hinting at where she’d like to eventually end up, she added: “We’ve got 10 years to save the West Ham.”


Truss, whose 49 days in power marked a new low for a British prime minister, is expected to announce Kwasi Kwarteng as director of football and a lettuce as kit manager.


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The Premier League is set to drop all charges of breaking financial fair play rules against Manchester City because of their recent run of disappointing results. The Premier League’s compassionate decision reflects the profound sympathy for City’s current poor form which has been felt throughout the footballing world.


The proposed move to let Manchester City get away with alleged financial irregularities over a nine year period has been discussed for a while. It is believed to have been initiated when the devastating loss to injury of one of their bloated squad of multi-millionaire international players, midfielder Rodri, was announced in September. Other Clubs have had injured players but none of them have had an injured Rodri so they don’t really count.


Support for letting City off grew after a series of five successive defeats, the first time they had suffered such a fate since being taken over by a Middle Eastern country.


But last week’s Manchester derby defeat to two heart-breaking late goals was the final straw. The Premier League were inundated with messages of support for the beleaguered club from everyone who cares about the good of the game, and the proposal to drop the charges is expected to be extremely popular.


Indeed, Chief Executive of the Premier League Richard Masters is fully expecting to hear ‘You’re getting backed in the morning’ from football stadia around the world when he makes the announcement.





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