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A 43 year old Bridgnorth man who received his first pair of slippers as a Christmas Day present from one of his boys is said to be ‘devastated’ and is still refusing to come out of his bedroom.


Jason Beesley, a maintenance engineer and father of three, is said to have taken refuge in his bedroom just seconds after opening the gift on Christmas morning.


Jason, who is proud of the fact he always knows what is No1 in the record charts and can name all of the Spicegirls, took to his room after opening the box of twin gusset slip-ons.


‘It hit dad quite hard. He started sobbing as soon as he took off the wrapping paper,’ said son Nathan. ‘We normally get him a new tool box or grooming accessories for his beard, but this year we felt it was time for either the slippers or a cardigan. I realise a gift like that can have a devastating effect on confidence and self esteem but in the long run it’s for his own good.


'He hasn’t left his bedroom since Christmas morning. We have to leave food outside his bedroom door. He is refusing to speak and will only communicate using emojis.


'Yes, it hurts right now, but in time I’m sure he will come round and thank us for it’.




A Newport Pagnell man has entered the record books after receiving yet another Lynx gift set. Gary Jackson, 48, has been receiving at least a dozen of them every Christmas, birthday, his Bar Mitzvah (and he's not even Jewish), and sometimes at Easter and Eid al Fitr since its introduction in 1985.


"It all started at Christmas when I was 11. I was quite thrilled when I opened the packaging from my Auntie Sharon. It was the first time I'd been given any grooming products. I felt like a grown up. It was a Lynx Spice gift set containing a deodorant, a body spray and a shower gel. I tried the body spray straight away, and after my eyes stopped watering, it was quite a pleasant smell. I told her it was just what I wanted. Now those words haunt me - I was trying to be polite."


Fast forward thirty-six years, and Gary's unimaginative friends and relations are still gifting him the same go-to thing on every occasion. His parents even still buy Gary a Lynx gift set from their dog. "I used to like that dog, too," a morose Gary told us.


Gary has even rented a storage unit to store them all. "I can't escape from it. I tried to donate some to the tombola stall at the local school's Christmas Fayre, and my kids won them all back. Why can't they buy me socks or a tie like normal people?"




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