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World’s worst boyband to re-unite for farewell gig

Writer: Sully
Sully
Sep 12


In a moving tribute to their former frontwoman, the abysmal boyband ‘Princes’ will reunite for one last performance.


The new frontman is the artist formerly known as Prince (of Wales). Best known for speaking to plants and an emetic line in sexy phone conversation, Charlie doesn’t sing, dance or play a musical instrument, but he’s still, somehow, the band’s most talented member.


Andy, the ‘randy’ member of the group, has returned to the fold in a move reminiscent of the final scene of The Blues Brothers. It remains to be seen whether he will welcome Illinois’ law enforcement community to the gig. Andy had left to pursue a solo career and not, as some had claimed, to evade justice and the FBI. Andy has left a trail of broken hearts across America, some of whom are now legally eligible for a driving licence.


Another returnee is Ginger Prince, who famously broke Piers Morgan’s heart when he married the beautiful Meghan. Piers Morgan maintains his belief that Meghan should be his because “I saw her first and called ‘shotgun’ “.


The band has a few other members but we can’t be arsed to recall their names.


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First published 12 Sep 2022


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Secret film emerges of Prince Charles rehearsing Coronation ceremony

Writer: Doctor Chutney
Doctor Chutney
Dec 21, 2025



Video, taken from a hidden camera on the Prince of Wales’s Highgrove estate, has emerged, seemingly showing the heir to the throne taking part in a mock Coronation ceremony.


He is surrounded by flunkeys wearing masks of the world leaders, and one wearing what appears to be a tea cosy on his head playing the Archbishop of Canterbury.


While Charles regally processes up and down the garden path, Camilla can be seen practising a Royal wave or two.


A spokeslackey commented, “His Royal Highness feels with covid rampant, and the very, very elderly still vulnerable, he needs to be prepared for any and every eventuality. Mind you; he has been doing this every week for the past twenty years now.”



First published 21 Dec 2021


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'Ditch the private jet journeys' Prince tells climate activists

Writer: Gerontius
Gerontius
Oct 12, 2025


Prince Charles has told climate activists they must ditch their private jets and chauffeur driven limousines if they are serious about saving the planet.

Speaking from one of his vast country mansions at the weekend the Prince said campaigners must think twice about how their selfish actions impact on the planet.

‘Blocking roads on the way to the airport where one keeps their private jet is not at all helpful’ said the Prince while reloading his shotgun ‘it took me an absolute age to get from my little nine bedroom estate in Gloucestershire to my little fifty-two bedroom estate in Scotland…luckily for me I have access to a private helicopter, otherwise the journey would have taken over an hour….an unnecessarily long time for such a short journey’ the next-in-line told Town and Country magazine.

Prince Charles said he understood why groups like Extinction Rebellion were taking their protests to the streets…’they feel like nobody is listening…I feel their frustration too. I have managed to reduce my carbon footprint by switching the heating at Birkhall to biomass burner. We now burn fifty pound notes, old charity collection boxes….and those dirty old cardboard boxes homeless people use as makeshift hides to shelter from the cold’.

The prince had earlier shown how serious he was about climate change by planting a tree on the 50,000 acre estate.

‘Now you must excuse me….Biffy Harpington-Strong has already bagged a stag and three plump grouse and I’ve only got these pheasant and a buzzard to show for my morning stroll…..he will pull my leg mercifully if I don’t bag a few more’.


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First published 12 Oct 2021


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