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Less of a deterrent, more of an entertainment service, millions of families leave a radio on to fool would be burglars. Said one sociologist: 'This is based on the false premise that all criminals live in mortal fear of Radio Two.'


In fact, most thieves attest to the music relieving the tension of their activity, said one: 'It gets so lonely, rummaging around. Having Ken Bruce's soothing words, really helps you focus on finding Aunty Edna's pearl necklace.


'And can I say a big thank you for the security light. Finding my way through a darkened garden is a nightmare, so I really appreciate the extra help. And thanks for leaving that spare key under that rock by the door, that's exactly where I would have left it.'





Songs:


Hey! We’re Going to Rwanda

The Laughing Policemen

The Very White Cliffs of Dover

Love is Not in the Air

Get Back to Where You Once Belonged

Rickety Bridge over Troubled Water

Gimme Shelter

Heartbreak Hostel


Book:


Three Men, Six Women, Five Kids & One Chicken in a Boat.


Luxury Item:


A handmade Kilim rug from Afghanistan confiscated in Dover.


The One Chosen Song to Take to the Island:


Well it has to be 'Hey! We're Going to Rwanda'.


It's so positive and upbeat and I could imagine myself dancing naked on the beach to it if I ever I felt a bit down.


Oh, and forget the Bible, thanks...



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