President Trump is said to be dismayed by a Supreme Court decision that demanding every US state erect a statue of him outside the state government building; and an image of him prominently displayed in every classroom; along with a requirement that every lesson begins with students swearing allegiance to him is a breach of his executive power.
Meanwhile, ICE agents have been arresting Yanks who post on social media, that satirists should describe Tuesday’s State of the Union speech, as "what an effing state the union is now in"; and telling voters in the Gorton and Denton by-election to take note that if they vote for Reform UK, they aren’t voting for the same chaos that Americans are suffering, but something far worse.
The International Statue Makers’ union is urging its members to build statues out of a plastic that is easily destroyed and washed away by acid rain, but UK water companies are complaining that the cost of removing dissolved statue plastic, will inevitably result in increased customer bills, so their directors’ bonuses can be maintained.
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