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    • Steveb
      • Jun 18
      • 1 min read

    Shy Secretary of State for Incontinence relieves himself from the cabinet




    A slew of government advisers and people in senior positions can't take any more of the poop from Pig Dog, resigning in their droves. Here are the latest rats to announce they are leaving the sinking ship Johnson:


    Head of the Royal Mail abandons post

    Met Police chief quits to seek other copportunities

    Jacob Rees-Mogg resigns to spend more time with his Familiar.

    Adviser who hasn't been for a piddle all day finally goes

    Engineer who designed Downing Street revolving door exits in a roundabout way

    Statistics adviser says it's not working out

    Holidays minister vacates

    Knight in shining armour falls on his sword

    Transport secretary leaves platform

    Hearing impaired assistant re-signs

    Cricket umpire says he's out

    Chess coach resigns

    Minister for Never Giving Up quits

    Soft furnishings consultant quilts

    Pun adviser quips

    Head of boxing counts himself out

    Sally Gunnell's husband does a runner

    Prisons minister makes a break for it

    Secretary of State for Sandy Places deserts

    Liz Truss exits... in... disgrace

    Dilyn the dog leaves his post

    Number 10 letterbox is out of the door

    Coach driver says he was thrown under the bus

    Constipation consultant says he can't do the job any more

    Digestive system guru evacuates circle of trust

    Sex adviser withdraws from the position

    Dominatrix walks out on him

    And the Prime Minister's wife leaves for pastures new.


    Chris Grayling has already shipped himself out. But Eric Pickles doesn't leave his roll.


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    • Throngsman
      • Jun 18
      • 1 min read

    The Only Way is Ethics dropped after season 2




    ITV has reported that it is dropping its reality show The Only Way is Ethics after the second host of the show resigned in as many years.


    'The show's producer, journalist Boris Johnson, seems to have alienated the hosts and it is impossible to find suitably qualified advisors at short notice,' said a spokesman today.


    'So we are going to run without an ethics advisor going forward in all of our endeavours. To be honest, we don't think anyone will notice,' he added.


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      • Feb 6
      • 1 min read

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