dominic_mcg
A slew of government advisers and people in senior positions can't take any more of the poop from Pig Dog, resigning in their droves. Here are the latest rats to announce they are leaving the sinking ship Johnson:
Head of the Royal Mail abandons post
Met Police chief quits to seek other copportunities
Jacob Rees-Mogg resigns to spend more time with his Familiar.
Adviser who hasn't been for a piddle all day finally goes
Engineer who designed Downing Street revolving door exits in a roundabout way
Statistics adviser says it's not working out
Holidays minister vacates
Knight in shining armour falls on his sword
Transport secretary leaves platform
Hearing impaired assistant re-signs
Cricket umpire says he's out
Chess coach resigns
Minister for Never Giving Up quits
Soft furnishings consultant quilts
Pun adviser quips
Head of boxing counts himself out
Sally Gunnell's husband does a runner
Prisons minister makes a break for it
Secretary of State for Sandy Places deserts
Liz Truss exits... in... disgrace
Dilyn the dog leaves his post
Number 10 letterbox is out of the door
Coach driver says he was thrown under the bus
Constipation consultant says he can't do the job any more
Digestive system guru evacuates circle of trust
Sex adviser withdraws from the position
Dominatrix walks out on him
And the Prime Minister's wife leaves for pastures new.
Chris Grayling has already shipped himself out. But Eric Pickles doesn't leave his roll.
