Police investigating anti-immigration disorder in Thetford say they have become increasingly concerned that many of the protesters appear to have been replaced by exactly the same woman.
Witnesses described hundreds of immaculately presented local residents emerging from identical new-build houses at precisely 10am, each carrying a Union Jack and saying: “I’m not racist, but…”
“Every time somebody mentioned immigration they all simultaneously shook their heads and said, ‘You’re not allowed to say anything these days.’ It was quite unsettling,” said police.
“I asked one woman what specifically she was protesting about,” said a reporter. “She stared straight ahead for several seconds before saying, ‘Uncontrolled immigration,’ then appeared to reboot.”
Police say calm has now returned to Thetford, although shortly before midnight every Alexa device in the town was heard simultaneously announcing: “Great replacement complete.”
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He was later observed paying in cash for large quantities of canned goods, bottled water and ammunition, before fleeing to an unspecified location.