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Hanover, Orange, and Saxe-Gotha to sue for breach of copyright


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The ancestors of William of Orange, William the Conqueror, the House of Hanover, and the House of Saxe-Coburg have questioned the UKs claim to 1000 years of unbroken tradition. Lawyers representing the disgruntled aristocrats have assembled a mercenary army in Calais and hope to invade in small boats.


The royal family has not faced a crisis of this scale since Edward VIII abdicated so he could marry Hitler.


A spokesperson for the House of Hanover said: ‘It’s not the only time the King has breached copyright. When they were setting the crown on his head he hummed the tune to Let's Get It On by Marvin Gaye.’


King Charles vehemently denies breaching copyright and has vowed to ‘give up the day job’ if found guilty.



Royal coaches waiting up to 40 hours to discharge their royals


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The Royal family have accused members of the Royal family of 'palace blocking', leading to gold plated royal coaches being parked up outside palaces for up to 40 hours.


'One cannot occupy a 60 room palace when one's brother and ex-wife, or one's ginger-haired grandson are still in residence,' said an anonymous insider today.


Palace blocking is thought to be linked to Royal List payments. 'It's all very well the country standing on their doorsteps clapping as one is driven past, waving,' said the anonymous source, 'but that doesn't pay one's bills. It's no wonder one is reduced to serving quiche at one's coronation banquet,' he added.



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