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Simon Pegg’s 2004 zombie spoof ‘Shaun of the Dead’ was an instant hit, but has been criticised for its treatment of zombies as one-dimensional characters with no autonomy, intellect or artistic sensibilities.


His sequel, Operation Raise the Colours, features an even more devastating mass infection event with a twist: the zombies hoist flags on lampposts to mark their territory.


‘We wanted to show zombies as real characters, you know, with hopes and dreams and ladders and flags’, Pegg allegedly told reporters. ‘These zombies can sort of speak – they can string a few words together, it’s gibberish, but it’s their gibberish. Obviously, they’re brain-dead, but they can still function a bit. And tie flags to lampposts.'


The zombie leaders are particularly abhorrent. The one they call ‘Nigel’ leaves a trail of ash and roubles everywhere he walks, and can make women vomit just by speaking to them. The rival zombie leader, ‘Tommy’, is a midget with a pronounced tic, as if he’s done too much coke. In the final climactic scene the two zombie leaders fight to the death, and are buried with full military honours, draped in flags – Nigel in a Russian flag, Tommy in a Union Jack handkerchief.



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After two weeks since UKIP MEP, Brexit Party MEP and the former Reform Ltd Welsh Leader was convicted of working for the Russians, taking bribes to push the Russian narrative in the European Parliament, Reform UK leadership have broken their silence, to the disappointment of the British viewing public who were starting to enjoy watching the BBC political programming without having Reform pushed down their throats.


A Reform spokesman denied that Nigel Farage, Richard Tice and Llyr Roberts, who was Nathan Gill's right-hand man in Brussels, were running shy of being questioned about the traitor within the senior levels of UKIP, Brexit Party and Reform.  'Far from it,' said the spokesman, 'they have been carrying out an in-depth investigation to find out why the Russians singled Nathan out to say the things they were readily saying, but paying him, not them.  


'Nigel for one is furious.  He's never knowingly worked for free,' said the spokesman.




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‘Volunteering is when you do something for free’, a spokesman explained. ‘For example, if I’m paid by the Council to pick up litter but you supplement this by doing some unpaid litterpicks – that’s volunteering.


‘We noticed that Nigel had heroically made speeches on behalf of Russia without being paid for them – most notably on 24th March 2014, 16th September 2014 and 12th November 2015. These were completely free of charge and definitely not treason or bribery or anything like that.


‘What a contrast with his friend and colleague Nathan Gill who took bribes for very similar speeches. Right there you have the reason why Nigel Farage is a true gent – helping out an impoverished neighbour (Russia) with no thought for his personal gain’.




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