Reform deny reaction to Nathan Gill sentencing will include interpretive dance

'Our response to the sentencing of Nathan Gill, who despite being the last leader of Reform in Wales and a prominent MEP for the Brexit Party and, previously, a prominent MEP for UKIP is provisionally - who?' said a frog-faced spokesleader of Reform who declined to be named.

'The suggestion that we will respond using interpretive dance or any other woke artform is insulting,' said the un-named leader of the parties that Nathan Gill represented at a high level whilst being apparently unknown to the present and prior leadership (same person). 

When indisputable evidence was presented that Gill was indeed well known to the current leadership when breaking the law parroting Russian propaganda for bribes that his colleagues parroted apparently for free the un-named leader suggested that if Gill got off with a slap on the wrist without dobbing in 'other people' then he might consider a tap dance.  If Gill took it on the chin the spokesman suggested the Reform leadership might be receptive to a gig on Strictly.  'What do they pay?' he asked, apparently finding time in his diary for an additional job.

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