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Wayne and Colleen climb Snowdon

Writer: robfalconer
robfalconer
Sep 30

Ex-England footballer Wayne Rooney and his wife, ex-England footballer's wife, Colleen, also a  Rooney, have ascended Wales' highest mountain, Snowdon, not known to Wayne as Yr Wyddfa.


"Yeah, we had a few days off, so we decided to do something different, what everybody does, and that's clog up the roads around Llanberis."


"It was quite a slog, as it's uphill there and back, but we now feel energised enough to handle all the stunts in our new reality show, whatever this one's called."


"But it was a great day out.  The only snag was trying to find somewhere to park the Ferrari at the summit."




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Sheep 'lost for words' trying to explain the behaviour of people queuing to reach Snowdon peak

Writer: Gerontius
Gerontius
Aug 31

Welsh sheep grazing at the foot of Glyder Fawr say they are ‘lost for words’ trying to explain why people are forming long queues to reach the top of Wales highest mountain.


Jason, a veteran Badger Face from Llwyn-yr-eos says he has been grazing the same mountain slope for seven years but has never seen so many people following each other up the steep mountain pass.


‘They all want to touch the metal plate at the peak’s highest point’ bleated Jason ‘It beggars belief, if only there was an idiom or phrasal expression that would best describe the behaviour of these people, something which you could compare them with….something that would sum up their blind conformity and passive obedience…..it’s as if they can’t think for themselves and have to follow the person in front of them at the head of the queue.


There have even been reports of people pushing and shoving, moving as if in a herd as they try to reach the trig point


No….it’s no good…try as I might I just can’t think of anything that I can compare them with'.




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