Checking facts is soooo 2024

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As I was like saying to McKinleigh and Jaxton, we all know that there are sooo many diff types of truth out there, and we like have to show total respect to the alternative truths, like, totally yeah? Mikkky G was sayin’ while back that those so called, like, experts are, you know like, we really have had enough of that, you know? Anyway, IronMusk, you know to call him that right, IronMusk, so clever, yeah, well on the X, they have, like, a community of Truth notes that’s like a hive mind of people telling it like it is and it's pretty hot, yeah?

Well Insta is going the same way, like, in a way that's the same, cos like facts are like, biased you know? They all seem to be in your face with the checking and telling you are wrong and like, you don’t own my facts right? Well anyway, don’t forget to subscribe by clicking Alt-right arrow, and smash that like, and see you in 15 seconds!

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Been dumped by tweet?

Have you just been dumped callously by somebody you imagined loved and respected you? Did he do it over Twitter? Bastard. You’d already written his name on your pencil case, you’ll have to get another one now.

Does it hurt as much as that time you crossed the Atlantic to visit a sick friend, but he didn’t want to see you?

What you need is a holiday. We hear Clacton’s lovely.

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New social network “Bubble” launched

The launch was announced today of a new social networking site named “Bubble”.

'We’re aware that many people have been leaving Twitter/X since Elon Musk took over,” said Bubble’s CEO Jimmy Schmaltz, “citing the number of opinions they were seeing they didn’t agree with.

'Clearly there’s a gap in the market for a social network where people only encounter others with the same political views. And what better name than Bubble?'

Asked whether this didn’t limit the number of potential members, Schmaltz replied, 'Not at all - we envisage not one Bubble but many, along the lines of subreddits. For example, there might be a west coast Bubble, an east coast Bubble, a north London Bubble, and smaller Bubbles within them for Portland, Martha’s Vineyard, Hampstead… it’s really up to the users how much ideological conformity they want to enforce.

'But with any luck, it should be possible to go through life with no idea there’s anyone who disagrees with you, at least until the election results come in.'

Pressed on whether this wasn’t essentially the same as Fox News, speaking only to one narrow segment of the population and not caring that everyone else thinks you’re crazy, Schmaltz said that was just the sort of remark that would get you kicked out of the Silicon Valley Bubble. 

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