Trump says Europeans can join Ukraine peace talks - and serve the coffee

At a White House press conference this morning President Trump revealed European countries could be involved in the Ukraine peace talks.

'Vladimir and I think it would be nice to have them there,' said Trump. 'Really nice, so nice. There will be difficult moments in the negotiations and it is then we will all need to break for coffee. Hopefully the Italians are there. Their coffee is great, especially with those free little biscuits, I always take a big handful of those.'

He went on to say, 'European input into the negotiations will be important, everyone there will want a croissant to begin with, can’t start on an empty stomach. The French understand that. Yes, we’ll have the Europeans here as long as they can quietly serve everyone without getting in the way, and I’d love it if they could wear white gloves too. Very smart. I get the staff in Mar-a-Lago to use those too, you know, especially when handling classified documents.

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What was Ukraine wearing just before the war?

The Trump Plan™ US Peace Negotiation team was just askin’, you know, what Ukraine was wearing, just to get the full context of this special military …..situation.

They also wondered if, back in 2022, was Ukraine acting a bit loose and being provocative in any way? Russia did see them flirting with NATO and Ukraine must know what Russia is like and if anything, they possibly definitely brought this upon themselves. That seemed to have made Russia understandably a little protective, and then they passionately lashed out, so they are kinda, if not totally, responsible for all this. 

Sooooo, to start proper peace talks, they think Russia needs an apology from Ukraine, otherwise they are being unreasonable. Remember, you have people that are very fine people, on both sides™.

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