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In a striking, powerful move, epitomising strength and certainty, Trump has given Putin only 50 days to reply to his Peace Deal suggestions. This obviously doesn’t include weekends, that would be crazy. If Putin fails to meet this Red Line in the Sand order, then he will be given only two months to explain the delay. If no reply is received in this critical period, then Trump will have no other option but to escalate this to a further two months.

If no acceptable response is obtained, then Trump will have little choice but to declare the start of Operation Waiting Eagle, which will instantly start within 2 weeks and take 1 to 9 months of shock and awe standing around. Elite negotiation teams will directly amble towards empty meeting rooms in nice hotels in Switzerland and see if anyone Russian turns up.


Failure by Russia to acknowledge they even have spoken with the US will mean a Final Warning will be drafted and sent to Putin’s last known address and should be expected in 5-8 working days. Barring delays from holidays and if anyone important is off ill, then this will promptly start the 10 day countdown to WAITCON Grey, the blandest Waiting Readiness Condition. This means maximum waiting preparedness is achieved and signifies a high potential for a pre-conference or a casual chat outside a meeting room. Let's see how Putin will handle that.


As Trump thought about doing something on Day One of his presidency, he feels he has fully met his election promise of peace in Ukraine.



Those complaining that the conflict in the Middle East is a world war, forget it's not a party until it's a Nazi Party. Explained the German Ambassador: 'We own the copyright on the letters WW, which is why no animals or wrestlers can work without our say so.'


Israel has been trying its best to imitate the OG, with its sinister black shirts and dodgy European accents. unfortunately they lack the authenticity that comes with a penchant for leather, logistics and methamphetamine. Germany at least tried to cover up their war crimes, they did not turn them into an OnlyFans account.


Germany is doing its best to join the conflict by rearming, but is struggling to start WWIII in Iran, when they are all ready committed to making one in Ukraine. The Ambassador said: 'Normally we need a pathological narcissist to lead us, but he's too busy running The White House.'


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