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Hurricane Milton still preferred to Trump or Harris


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Voters have welcomed a third choice on the ballot, finally someone offering actual change - in this case the change is in the position of your roof. Milton is a category 5 hurricane is expected to destroy large portions of Florida, whereas Trump and Harris are category 10 clowns, guaranteed to destroy all of the Middle East.


Milton is the unity candidate, as everyone wants to see Disney World trashed. Although he can not do more damage to Disney than the Star Wars franchise.


Neither Trump nor Harris have tried to address climate concerns, particular Milton's concerns. Milton, on the overhand, promised to sweep all 30 of Florida's electoral votes, literally. He addressed fears that Floridians would be transported to Oz: 'Nonsense, we're not in Kansas anymore - it only has 6 electoral votes.'



The Kamala Harris Word Salad Recipe

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'Word Salad? (Laughs hysterically)


'Let me just say it’s time for us to do what we have been doing, and that time is every day. We've got to take this stuff seriously, as seriously as you are because you have been forced to take this seriously.


'I can imagine what can be, and be unburdened by what has been. You exist in the context of all in which you live and what you came before you.


'Culture is — it is a reflection of our moment in our time, right? And in the present, culture is the way we express how we’re feeling about the moment.


'So, I think it’s very important for us at every moment in time — and certainly this one — to see the moment in time in which we exist and are present, and to be able to contextualize it, to understand where we exist in the history and in the moment as it relates not only to the past but the future.


'And that’s why I intend to create an opportunity economy.'


Picture credit: Wix AI

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