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1 in 9 US bridges unsafe for Trolls

Infrastructure decay in the US, has left many Trolls living in dangerous conditions, with nowhere to hide from hobbits on a quest. 42% of all bridges are at least 50 years old – which is certainly true of Jeff & Beau - and 46,154 are deemed structurally unsafe to ambush a billy goat.

Traditionally Trolls would sit under a bridge demanding a toll from any who pass, but nowadays most like to bait people on Twitter. Said one Troll: ‘Bridge safety may not be interesting to you but to me its riveting – literally’.

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