10 signs of eye damage from the Eclipse we told you to look at
- Wrenfoe
- 2 hours ago
- 1 min read
1. Everything has a soft glow, like your retinas installed mood lighting.
2. Your optician greets you with “Oh. You again.”
3. You confidently wave at strangers who are actually bins.
4. You walk around with your hand outstretched like you’re perpetually blessing the masses.
5. Your eyes water constantly, probably mourning their former life.
6. You’ve never read The Day of the Triffids.
7. You say things like - “the sun can’t hurt me if I believe hard enough.”
8. You think every shadow is a person and every person is a shadow.
9. You are the kind of person who likes to sit on wet paint and run into traffic.
10. You followed the BBC’s advice to bloody look at the thing in the first place!
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