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99% of Americans you have heard of are Canadian

Fun facts – Canada is a sovereign state in its own right and the home of Santa Claus. It is over twice the size of Staten Island and has had its own running water and electricity since the 2003.

Your average Canadian understands the concept of irony and has a fetish for the British Monarchy. Canada was founded by William Shatner in the 60’s, and he would later record its national anthem with Joni Mitchel, through a form of exaggerated recitation. Said one citizen: ‘I’m fairly typical. I love hockey but I’ve never enjoyed listening to Bryan Adams – but who has?’

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