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After 20 years in charge, Tony Blair to step down as PM

Pretending to resign in 2007, Mr. Blair quickly established squatter’s rights in Downing Street and has been manipulating policy with sock-puppetry. As news of his resignation spread, crowds have begun lining the streets, armed with nooses, to mark the end of this popular era.

Mr. Blair admitted that controlling both Labour and the Tory party was almost as exhausting as promoting war and peace simultaneously in the Middle East. The Blair Decades have been described a benign – like a tumour, but without the positive connotations. Sadly critics have accused Mr. Blair of having a God-complex; although a spokeswoman admitted: ‘He's not the messiah, he’s just a very naughty c$nt’.

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