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All school leavers have an exit interview with Lord Sugar


They will be forced to project manage a collection of incompetent GCSE students, then embark on scavenger hunts around their school, pursued by Baroness Karren Brady. The successful applicants will get to appear on a range of reality TV shows, while the losing applicant will work within Lord Sugar’s business empire.


A spokesperson said, explained why it was helpful to be shouted at by a curmudgeonly millionaire: ‘Dream big. You could be a trolley attendants or work in the high-flying world of fast-food catering. All school leavers need to familiarize themselves with a typical British working environment. Which means being told - You’re Fired.’



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