The Gibraltar strait has become log-jammed by one child bulked out with swimming paraphernalia. The Foreign Office has warned that a flotilla of plumptious cherubs could soak up most of the Mediterranean just with their nappies: ‘We’d do something but he’s just so damn cute’.
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