Having gone head to head with Spiderman, the Caped Crusader is set to do battle with the latest super-villain - a sexually transmitted infection, in 3D! Action-packed sequences of puss-like discharge will soon cover cinema screens, as the new superbug continues to spread; with only Batman and a strong course of antibiotics to prevent him.
Some fans have complained that 'Super Gonorrhoea' makes no appearance in any of the original DC Comics, other than an oblique reference to the Hulk having a burning sensation during urination. On executive countered: ‘In the next film Wonder Woman falls foul of a lascivious Superman, cheap cider and a bout of Chlamydia. But provided Batman stays Caped, he should be okay'.