UK authorities, having channelled its military resources into combating the threat of BBC canned laughter. A Foreign Office spokesman said: ‘The War on Unfunny still rages. We need to be on high alert against mind numbing slapstick. To that end, we have a assembled a collation of the willing, to drone strike James Cordon’s agent.
‘Yes, we must not forget the plight of those in the third world – but at least they are spared reruns of Miranda.’
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