Been Mis-sold Your Dreams? You could be owed thousands £££
- Newsbiscuit Editorial Team
- 6 hours ago
- 1 min read
Jenny (42) won almost £3,000 in compensation from the Enid Blyton Estate after we proved that she had been mis sold a life involving ginger beer, missing scientists and improbable adventures on Scottish islands.
'If I hadn't read those damn books I might have been better pepared for the disappointing nature of reality', she told the court. 'I would definitely have had more sex'.
Jim (64) wasted 'countless hours' of his youth in abandoned fairgrounds, hoping to solve repetitive mysteries involving bedsheets, latex masks and recorded ghost sounds. He even bought a second hand van vaguely resembling the Mystery Machine, but it proved unreliable. They usually do. 'I wish I'd put that time into something constructive', he told us. 'And more sex'.
Martin (67) remembers sitting on the step of his childhood home in the bright summer sunshine, reading Whizzer & Chips and chuckling. He's just had both hips replaced.
Is your life shitter than anticipated? Have you been misled by romcoms, heartwarming mini-series or the songs of James Blunt? You might be owed thousands in compensation. We can help you get back at novelists, songwriters and poets. Don't let them get away with it!
