Belfast insists all ‘Orange Men’ must be ginger
- NewsBiscuit
- Apr 3, 2022
- 1 min read
A parades spokesman confirmed: ‘Unless you are sporting a red fluorescent mullet, you will not be permitted to march. Only carroty paramilitaries are welcome. A little less Ian Paisley a little more Ron Weasley’.

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