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Bill Cosby sacked from Sommelier School

The aged comedian has been disbarred for serving vintage Rohypnol. One sommelier warned: ‘Red shouldn’t taste fizzy and white shouldn’t have a flavour of Ketamine. Trust your palate. If after a few sips, you wake up in a state of undress - it’s probably corked. And if a strange man offers you his ‘special’ fermented grape juice, at least read the label first’.

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