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Blackpool tower in wind-up as wind gets up

Emergency services were called out to a fire on Blackpool's famous tower, only to discover it was an orange netting flapping in the wind.

"It may be a wind-up", said a spokesman, "but we certainly got the wind up when the wind got up and the fabric started flapping"

"The flames were a fabrication, it appears, but we were flapping alright"

"Its a flaming joke", said one Blackpool resident.

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