Box of Frogs hiding in Kemi Badenoch suit

The Tory Party leadership campaign was thrown into turmoil, as it was revealed one of the candidates was really a collection of hopping-mad amphibians. Happily spouting bizarre policies like reducing maternity pay or new mothers spawning in ponds, the frogs remained undetected, hiding among an equally insane collection of candidates.

The life-sized Kemi suit leapt about the stage, demanding civil servants be imprisoned and the finest flies to eat. She insisted she would make a great leader, when not hibernating, and would more plausible than Liz Truss - which is objectively true.

Asked if he thought he was less insane, Robert Jenrick replied 'Ribbit!'

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