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Brexit – ‘You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off’

Using a fleet of German-made Minis, a bunch of Tory crooks were hoping to get away with a daring EU robbery. Aptly called the ‘Self-preservation Society’, the group soon found themselves careering off a mountain precipice. This cliff-hanger ending looks like having only one outcome, with the Corsican Mafia the least of their worries. And as the titles roll, Boris is heard saying lamely: ‘Hang on a minute, lads. I've got a great idea’.

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